omg Coffeeler is such a fucking babe. I’ve never been asked about him before but holy shit what a cutie.
☼ : Childhood headcanon
I think Coffe (isn’t that how it’s spelled for his name??) was a quiet kid. I bet he kept to himself a lot and no one really knew who he was. I can see him doodling in every class and no one ever thought he was listening, but he aced every single test with flying colors.
☯ : Genderbent headcanon
I am horrible with Genderbents since I always see them as exactly as they are now, but with boobs. I think he would be a bit insecure if he ended up with large breasts simply because it would bring a lot of attention to him in a sexual manner and he’s an incredibly polite person.
⋆ : Sex headcanon
He’s a smooth talker and a total gentleman. I bet he would be one of the most loving, gentle, romantic men in bed. He would take his time and make sure his babydoll was happy and satisfied. Partyler would be priority number one.
☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
There are probably like a hundred little coffee mug graveyards all over the place. I bet he has like a million coffee mugs. And he just piles them up along all available space during the day and collects them at night to wash them for the next day. Or until Partyler complains.
♤ : Cooking headcanon
I actually think cooking would stress him out. One wrong thing and everything can go to hell. I can see him panicking because he was trying to do too much at one time then having like a mental break. He would stand there for a moment, before getting a cup of coffee and politely asking Partyler to take over for him.